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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

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Anonymous asked: why yalls garlic bread so nasty

olivegarden:

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

dyalnobrien:

#teen wolf: a summary

(Source: davidhodgmans, via cheesusandhitler)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

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playbunny:

that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

I love this movie so much

(Source: turnaboutcomingout, via cheesusandhitler)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via helyon)

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

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nerdsandgamersftw:

8-bit Ghibli

By Richard J. Evans | [Full Gallery]

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I decided to paint for myself for once after getting inspired and I’m really happy with the final product. It took a couple of late nights and lots of coffee but it’s finally finished.

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at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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