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miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

"please don’t"

- me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

(Source: jeanmarcoing, via hi)

You: u smell so good!!! What are you wearing?
Me: beef

connie-ticut:

Losing followers, more like

(via portlandcute)

story-timeee:

baileymariamartin:

story-timeee:

Making a mix cd for a cute boy is really stressful. I’m pulling out the big guns here guys. If I can’t seduce him normally this cd should do it. Let’s hope this works.

This is wonderful. oh my. 

Update: He hasn’t heard the CD yet, but I think I have a date??

Second update: He took me to some hipster ass coffee shop and bought me desert. I talked way too much and was way too fidgety. We’re going to hangout again soon.

denchguy:

thank you

laurendemieux:

j-e-t-k-o:

Every time a character says ‘Honor’ in A:tlA

i cant stop laughing

dying

(via thegirlwhocannotbedefined)

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

(via the-hands-that-weave)

anondracomalfoy:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is bangin’ as hell.

(via thegirlwhocannotbedefined)

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of my heart shattering.
antigravityfox:

alternianpride:

risamai:


the-real-inu-girl:


This is probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time


And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes


This is still probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time.

dIDNT REALIZE IT WAS A GIF UNTIL I SAW FINNS HAND SCRATCHING JAKE THAT’S PRECIOUS

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(Source: wankmonkeys, via ihatealexturner)

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

(Source: honorings, via mangopenguins)